What a Difference 30 Years Makes!

Speakers on for As Time Goes By This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...   1977 : Long hair 2007 : Longing for hair       1977 : KEG 2007: EKG   1977 : Acid rock 2007 : Acid reflux          1977 : Moving to California because it's cool 2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm       1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007:   Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or              Liz Taylor      1977 : Seeds and stems 2007 : Roughage      1977 : Hoping for a BMW 2007: Hoping for a BM      1977 : Going to a new, hip joint 2007 : Receiving a new hip joint       1977 : Rolling Stones 2007: Kidney Stones           1977 : Screw the system 2007: Upgrade the system     1977 : Disco 2007: Costco       1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2007: Children begging you to get their heads Shaved     1977 : Passing the drivers' test 2007: Passing the vision test     1977 : Whatever   2007 : Depends     Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this Will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to Try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list: The people who are starting college this fall across The nation were born in 1989.     They are too young to remember the space Shuttle blowing up.       Their lifetime has always included AIDS.     Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. The CD was introduced the year they were born.   They have always had an answering! Machine   They have always had cable.   They cannot fathom not having a remote control.   Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.   Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.     They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.   They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.   They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.   They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk A mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane."       They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. Even is.     McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.     They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's For those of you who have trouble reading...   So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!   author of text unknown

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