Republican
"Glat" Page
Post Election -- November 2004
Yes, we know that dignified and intelligent Republicans are not supposed to gloat. However, this is just among us and is not being sent to any of the dejected and suicidal Dems. ; - )
Bettye
First, on the Serious Side
So Much to Savor
by our favorite, Peggy Noonan
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More . . .
PEGGY NOONAN
'He's Got Two of 'Em'
Why I can't stop being happy about the election result.
Thursday, November 11, 2004 12:01 a.m. EST___________________________________________
Now, the
hum
Now that John Kerry has time on his hands
. . . who knows??
Arafat Widow
may inherit billions!
Below are some reasons that the Dems lost. . .
Click on thumbnails to enlarge
Poem of the Day sent by Ben Satterfield of Gwinnett County
11-14-04
Kerry, Kerry Quite Contrary
Kerry, Kerry, quite Contrary,
How did Ohio go?
You made the push, to beat George Bush,
but overlooked Carl Rowe!
You padded the vote, with even a goat,
and lawyers ready to rally!
But try as you may, on that given day,
fell short on the ultimate tally!!
With CBS Dan, you made your stand,
and labeled the Prez a liar!
The "Elitist" beamed as "Fahrenheit" screened,
and Teddy belched deep from the mire!!
The Media said, that you were ahead,
and winning by you, a "cinch"!
They just couldn't wait, to end the debate,
and Crown you and the "pickle-wench"!!
But from the waters of Nam, and praise of the "Cong",
Your past had the stench of a "paddy"!
After all's said and done, about who's Number One!
GW is still yo' Daddy!!!!
Who's In the White House!!
Real cute.....just click here and be sure your sound is on.....
Paid for by incredibly smart people who voted for our true Commander in Chief!
Thanks, Connie!
Election Poem --
really good and says it all
"Ode to the Left Be-Heinz"
Cruise Line -- Band of Brothers
newly revised version
We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush were to be re-elected President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.
Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",
Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing.
Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures
Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
"Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech
Pity Party Time
You are Invited!!!!!
Due to the cancellation of the Inaugural Ball for Senator Kerry...There will be a small Suare' (pity party) for those who have already bought their attire.
The nights entertainment will be provided by the DIXIE CHICKS & Bruce Springsteen
Tissues for excessive self pity will be furnished by Susan Sarrandon and Tim Robbins
We are pleased to announce DAN RATHER will be our Master of ceremonies!!!
Yeah!!!!
Cameron Diaz has pledged CUPCAKES!!
Whats this?....a Free Screening of Fahrenheit 911! Thank you Michael Moore.
Ashton Kutcher will sign his latest book..."I open my mouth...and stupid falls out"
PJDiddy will not be in attendance, he is still trying to get the vote out. If you see him tell him that he was not "disenfranchised" from this event. He can come home now.
Barbara Streisand is preparing for her next role and will not be here, (boo hoo), she will be staring as Teresa Heinz Kerry in the sad story of " Shove it"
Just in.....Grapes will be provided by the Heinz Corporation....Sorry, only SOUR available.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson will be cooking on the BBQ and John Kerry will be flippin the burgers...something he has proven to be very good at. Lots of Ketchup folks, the white house has donated thousands of bottles, relish, mustard, and all the pickles too. when asked why the generosity? The spokesman for the Bush Household told us.....We have switched to DelMonte thank you very much.
Attention all actors: Norman Lear is casting for his new television show
"Fahrenheit 11-2-04 how'd the GOP do that?"
Hope to see you all there...not much else going on.
HILLARY
Hillary 2008
Thanks to Nell Foster for sending this one.
Our all-time favorite
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Tort Boy and Tax Man
Poor Democrats -- We feel your pain!!
Georgia's Charles Walker Jumps for Joy?
Is he Dead yet??
Last Exit Poll
Salt in Wounds?
OH Hayo!
Kerry Defeats Bush!
Kerry Surrenders
Fight has just begun!
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The end of the dems -- at least for four years!
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By Bettye Chambers
